Nepali Jokes in English
Here are some of the interesting and my favorite Nepali Jokes in the English Language. Nepali jokes have always been a great way to spend time. They often use slang, yet they also address issues that affect the average person’s daily life. They are amusing because they contain a variety of humor and happenings. Whether written in English or Nepali, they have the power to change people’s frowns into smiles. Nepali jokes are quite potent and can provide effective laughter therapy.
Chat between Husband and Wife
Wife: How much you love me?
Husband: As much as Shah Jahan does.
Wife: If so, after I die, you will build the Taj Mahal in my rememberance?
Husband: I have already bought land for it, You are doing Late. 🤣🤣🤣
If GF mood is hyper
BF: Darling Relax, Go get a beer.
GF: I don’t want a beer.
BF: Who said it was for you.🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Why you haven’t done your homework?
Student: I haven’t done my homework because my father was in Hospital.
Teacher: What happened to him?
Student: He is a Doctor. 🤣🤣
Boy: My Father’s name is LAUGHING and my mother’s name is SMILING.
Teacher: You must be kidding?
Boy: No, That’s my brother. I’m JOKING…🤣🤣🤣
Two men are talking. The first says, “I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, and wearing shabby clothes.” “Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same reasons.”
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now? She’s fine. But, the dog died.
Two married women are talking about their husband
First Wife: my husband is very kind. He weeps when someone kills a goat too.
Second wife: my husband is more kind. He weeps while cutting onion too.🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Maile talai hijo Gadha ko barema essay lekhna vaneko thiye, la suna!
Student: Sir, Hijo maile lekhna lako theye gadha kahapo vagihalyo.🤣🤣🤣
Shere: Mero Chora ratvari Book📚 ko Najeek basirahanxa.
Ghede: Aani kasari Fail vo tw?
Shere: Aare yrr Facebook ko Najeek basxa.🤣🤣🤣
Boss: Why do you wear short dresses
Personal Assistance: Because you provide me a low salary.
Boss: Then from now you wont get any Salary.🤣🤣🤣
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”His wife looked at him calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you the poison?”
Boy:- Masanga bihe garchau?
Boy:- Garana plz, ma timilai eclairs dinchu.
Girl:- Nai.Arkai sanga DairyMilk ma kura milisakya cha.
Shere: Temi le ma maa testo k khas dekhau ra bihe ko lagi “Yes” Garidiyou?
Shere ko Budi: Temi lai ekdin vada dhuna lageko dekhera ni malai vada dhuna naparla vani.
Ma Hotel ma nasta khana gayeko theye, sabai table ma COUPLE haru baseka theye, malai basnalai thau theyena, maile ni mobile nikalye ani vane,”Tero GF aru kasai sanga basira xa, xitto aaija”.
Kassam se aada kt haru gayab vaihalin.
Bhikari: saheb, yek rupaiya dinus
saheb: laaj lagdaina? sadak ma uviyera vik magna lai?
bhikari: ani k ta tero yek rupaiya ko lagi ma office kholau ta?
yeuta jungle ma yeuta nangai keta bath gari raheko theyo .. tyo jungle ko animals haru le tyo keta lai dekhera hasna thalyo..
keta le animal lai sode cha timiharu kina hasa ko ha?
animal: aba k bhanu sabai jana ko puchar pchadi huncha tero chai agadi cha..
Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!
Non veg Jokes
6-year-old kid looking at Mom’s ID Card.
Mom: What’s so funny?
kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad at sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing.
I yelled “COW!” at a woman on a bike and she gave me the middle finger.
Then she hit her bike straight into the cow.
John is having a bad day.
He tried to button his shirt and the button fell off.
He picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off.
He went to open the door and the doorknob fell off.
Now he’s afraid to pee.
Why are women like snowflakes??
They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they’ll all melt when they land on your face……
What two things in the air will get a woman pregnant?
Answer:- Her legs.
Teacher.”Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend, and wife”
The whole class was silent..till “Little Johnny” put up his hand and answered:
“Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited.”
My wife looked at me with her sexy eyes and said, “I want you to make me scream with only two fingers baby.”
So I poked her in the eyes!!!
My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked “Does this make my butt look big?”
I texted back “Noo!”
My phone autocorrected my response to “Moo!”
PLEASE SEND HELP!
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that little thing?”
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
Answer:- A Tent
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.