Nepali Jokes in English
Here are some of the interesting and my favorite Nepali Jokes in the English Language
Chat between Husband and Wife
Wife: How much you love me?
Husband: As much as Shah Jahan does.
Wife: If so, after I die, you will build the Taj Mahal in my rememberance?
Husband: I have already bought land for it, You are doing Late. 🤣🤣🤣
If GF mood is hyper
BF: Darling Relax, Go get a beer.
GF: I don’t want a beer.
BF: Who said it was for you.🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Why you haven’t done your homework?
Student: I haven’t done my homework because my father was in Hospital.
Teacher: What happened to him?
Student: He is a Doctor. 🤣🤣
Two married women are talking about their husband
First Wife: my husband is very kind. He weeps when someone kills a goat too.
Second wife: my husband is more kind. He weeps while cutting onion too.🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Maile talai hijo Gadha ko barema essay lekhna vaneko thiye, la suna!
Student: Sir, Hijo maile lekhna lako theye gadha kahapo vagihalyo.🤣🤣🤣
Shere: Mero Chora ratvari Book📚 ko Najeek basirahanxa.
Ghede: Aani kasari Fail vo tw?
Shere: Aare yrr Facebook ko Najeek basxa.🤣🤣🤣
Boss: Why do you wear short dresses
Personal Assistance: Because you provide me a low salary.
Boss: Then from now you wont get any Salary.🤣🤣🤣
Boy:- Masanga bihe garchau?
Boy:- Garana plz, ma timilai eclairs dinchu.
Girl:- Nai.Arkai sanga DairyMilk ma kura milisakya cha.
Shere: Temi le ma maa testo k khas dekhau ra bihe ko lagi “Yes” Garidiyou?
Shere ko Budi: Temi lai ekdin vada dhuna lageko dekhera ni malai vada dhuna naparla vani.
Ma Hotel ma nasta khana gayeko theye, sabai table ma COUPLE haru baseka theye, malai basnalai thau theyena, maile ni mobile nikalye ani vane,”Tero GF aru kasai sanga basira xa, xitto aaija”.
Kassam se aada kt haru gayab vaihalin.